The Evolution of Man, a Progression to Be Proud Of.

My how we have progressed. H/T: Lampoon The System

It’s no wonder America’s status in the world has plummeted.  We went from blood, guts, and steel to scented bean bags in a mere half century. Can anyone think of Government regulation that has made sense since banning Lawn Darts in 1988? Who would have thought that drunk men flinging weighted spears at family barbecues could end up in a few deaths now and then?  You know it will be time to revolt when Big Government mandates that all Bean Bag tossers where proper protection… you know, a helmet, vaccinations, 2 condoms, and so on… Check out the great article by Karen De Coster on the banning of Lawn Darts